Hey anon.

I’ve been very excited to answer this question because I love how direct it is.

NOTE: This discusses sexual content. Nothing graphic. If that’s not your thing, skip this post.

I feel the same way as you. For one, it’s heavily implied that Cloud and Tifa did the deed the night before the final battle - at least. 

Tifa says her bold line. Cloud replies with “…..” Camera pan up and fade to black. Next we see them cuddling on the rocks. They cuddle on the rocks in both scenes. The fade to black is supposed to be the clue that something went down. 

**THIS IS NOT REAL: It’s fan created and I wish I knew who did it. I had these saved on my phone from a while ago, so if anybody knows who did this, please let me know so I can link it.**

In addition, the devs have said that they had a scene that was more obvious where Cloud and Tifa come out of the Chocobo stables and Tifa asks if anybody saw them. This, of course, has been a running joke for a long time, and I think a lot of people want to see if they either actually have them do it or heavily reference it as an easter egg.

I have my own thoughts on this and we like to joke around about it. Red says there’s 7 days until Meteor comes to blow everybody up. The rest of the gang leaves to see their loved ones (crystallized and other) and Cloud and Tifa are left on the Highwind. I don’t know how all those people would go around the world and back that quick. I think this is a weird plot thing that maybe will be addressed in Remake. 

Now, if it legit was 7 days (or at least more than 1 day)… if it were me… and I had just had a girl go through my subconscious and know probably WAY MORE than I’d ever want anybody to know. I also found out that this girl had some feelings for me as well - it was mutual…. and there’s a hug possibility I’m going to die soon…. and we’re both completely inexperienced…

Do you think…. after 7 years (at least) of pining… I’d just let that go?

HELL NO, MY FRIEND!

Seven Days in Heaven on the Highwind

My guess is, their conversation takes place on night 1 and they screw themselves silly from that point until they’re caught. 

1. They screw in front of the big window in the Bridge area.
2. They screw in Cid’s chair. 
3. In that spot Vincent always stands in.
4. That place on the floor Red likes to sit. 
5. The Chocobo stables (of course).
6. The shower stall.
7. The deck.
8. If there’s any beds, all of them are claimed.
9. The walls.
10. The conference room.
11. And of course… Under the Highwind.
12. ….AND MANY MORE

And then they get caught by Cid, Barret, and Red. 

And those three make up Kimahri who saw Tidus and Yuna get down too in that lake. (I know, this is like a level 10,000 theory, guys… BUT IT MAKES TOO MUCH SENSE AND IT WAS A TOTAL ACCIDENT THAT I CAME UPON THIS. @anesuna and I in certain chats… 👀)

The unused text also indicates much, much more happened than is shown… and it’s even implied that the party saw more.

(Above is part 1 of this, below is part 2. Source)

Red: It looked like you were enjoying yourselves.

Cid: Cloud’s back was saying to me, “Don’t interrupt, don’t interrupt!”

I MEAN… I’m pretty sure the two of them were total horndorks the entire time they were on that ship….

Source - In all seriousness, part of my crazy sex everywhere on the Highwind theory is based on the logistics of people going home all over the world and coming back. It seems they intentionally increased the number of days - which makes sense. Now, if Cloud and Tifa wasted the first six…. what the hell were they doing? Plus the number 7 is like their number.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!

I have nothing for the rest of this except thinking what two horndorks would do once they realized they survived and had now experienced a taste after all that time. They were sleeping  under the plates in Midgar while doing work with Barret - I’m guessing they sometimes got alone time. I’m guessing they snuck away and maybe went into some abandoned places. I’m also guessing Barret stayed away from them because he wants no part of that.

Then, they live together. There’s tons of speculation about the bed sharing. Whether or not they share a bed doesn’t matter - it doesn’t stop them from doing the horizontal lambada. You don’t need a bed to do that. 

Whether or not they do it on, around, or under the Highwind or not, they do it at some point between then and when you see them in AC. They acted too much like a married couple during On the Way to a Smile and Advent Children not to have done something. 

So… it’s extremely unlikely that Cloud was a virgin in AC. He probably wasn’t a virgin when he fought Sephiroth. If the intent wasn’t to have all these highly suggestive deleted scenes, then what did they want us to think?

Thank you for this ask! I had fun with it!