-Broeckchen-: Eines Möhrchens Leben

[03:07:29] Sachael : you know, if I saw a site called Slender Nation and didn't know about the mythos I'd probably think it was a bunch of crazy pro-anorexic people

[03:07:39] @ Zander : LOL

[03:07:41] Alice : D:

[03:07:50] @ Zander : Or a health forum.

[03:08:03] Alice : What's up, hybrids?

[03:08:07] Detective : true facts

[03:08:18] @ Zander : XDD

[03:08:26] Broeckchen : XD

[03:08:57] Harlan Phoenix : Pfff.

[03:09:01] Alice : Obviously the Slender Man Mythos is a giant government program to combat the obesity epidemic

[03:09:21] Alice : among bloggers

[03:09:24] Detective : That is so ironic.

[03:09:50] Detective : >_>

[03:10:34] @ Zander : Srs...

[03:10:45] @ Zander : XD

[03:10:45] @ Zander : Making them sit at the computer?

[03:10:57] Broeckchen : *looool*

[03:11:04] Detective : TRUE FACTS.

[03:11:12] Broeckchen : No, making them run away from an eldritch abomination

[03:11:21] Alice : Making them too afraid to venture outside to buy junk food

[03:11:36] Detective : LOLOLOLOL

[03:11:49] Detective : That should be the appropriate response, and yet we're here

[03:11:50] Broeckchen : Or even BOTH

[03:12:08] Alice : *puts on her tinhat*

[03:13:09] @ Zander : I think it'd be funny if someone watched a Slenderseries whilst on the toilet. So if they shit bricks, at least they don't soil their trousers.

[03:13:20] @ Zander : :U

[03:13:28] Alice : <3

[03:13:35] Detective : XD

[03:14:14] Alice : can you imagine how much weight you'd lose shitting a brick?

[03:14:25] Harlan Phoenix : Like eleventy pounds.

[03:14:46] Alice : PER BRICK SHAT

[03:14:50] Detective : ELEVENTY

[03:14:54] Detective : LE GASP

[03:15:58] @ Zander : Well, that's how we stay Slender folks. Watch these vids link in the info block, and sit on the toilet. You'll lose Eleventy pounds per brick that you shit from watching this!

[03:16:40] Alice : If we ever have a homepage, it should so be a fake weight loss site with that as the first paragraph

[03:25:20] Alice : This is the Slender Man Mythos. We record everything with cameras.

[03:25:22] @ Zander : All women, take off your shirts. Now.

[03:25:45] Alice : Wearing a robe, alas

[03:25:51] LuciaInFurs : Same, actually

[03:25:57] Harlan Phoenix : ...Shwing?

[03:25:59] LuciaInFurs : shirt is off, but very much covered and cozy

[03:25:59] @ Zander : Well then you're already set.

[03:26:00] @ Zander : ;d

[03:26:18] @ Zander : Robes are easy to get past.

[03:26:19] @ Zander : Hahah.

[03:26:25] Broeckchen : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emy3OOpsmwY

[03:26:39] @ Zander : And yes, we do record ourselves.

[03:26:44] Alice : as are skirts

[03:26:49] @ Zander : I recorded myself going to the Gas Station at night.

[03:27:17] @ Zander : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PYR8-OkV7M

[03:27:23] @ Zander : First of 4.

[03:27:24] @ Zander : lol

[03:27:45] Broeckchen : Oh no...

[03:27:47] @ Zander : Albeit I looked like crap and just rambled.

[03:27:56] @ Zander : ._.

[03:27:57] Alice : Any Slender happenings?

[03:28:01] * Zander needs to shave

[03:28:09] Harlan Phoenix : I bet it was Slenderiforous.

[03:28:17] @ Zander : No. Least none that were planned if there was.

[03:28:27] Broeckchen : slendericious.

[03:28:37] Sachael : Zander I'm not actually gay but if I were I'd totally do ya

[03:28:37] Alice : You have a remarkably pleasant voice, Zaner

[03:28:39] Broeckchen : slenderlicious?

[03:28:40] Alice : *zander

[03:28:53] Broeckchen : You have a remarkably pleasent everything, zander.

[03:28:56] @ Zander : Thank you Sach. And thank you Alice.

[03:29:06] @ Zander : And thank you Jane. ;o

[03:29:07] @ Zander : lol

[03:29:24] @ Zander : Most I came across was a car with someone in it, me tripping, and a fence. And crunching leaves.

[03:29:32] Alice : and the same, if I were not married

[03:29:35] Broeckchen : And it's fun to let "It's okay to be gay" play in the background while watching your video.

[03:29:50] Sachael : awww, Alice is taken

[03:30:02] @ Zander : Well I wish you many plesant years Alice, even if nothing could happen between us.

[03:30:06] Broeckchen : Yeah, by me. :>

[03:30:08] Sachael : the good ones always are

[03:30:21] Broeckchen : Now it's out. D:

[03:30:27] Alice : aw, stop it, I'm blushing.

[03:30:36] Alice : JANE

[03:30:50] Alice : OUR LOVE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SECRET

[03:30:58] Broeckchen : I'm sorry Hun! Next time, I promise!

[03:31:09] @ Zander : Alice, I make everyone blush. Just be glad it's from me being polite.

[03:31:17] Sachael : scandalous!

[03:31:18] Alice : Aw, I can't stay mad at you, baby

[03:31:22] @ Zander : Very.

[03:31:28] @ Zander : lol

[03:31:55] @ Zander : Any other women want to fess up to being taken before any guy starts flirting?

[03:31:56] @ Zander : XD

[03:31:58] Broeckchen : Let's have make-up sex now? :3

[03:32:07] Alice : YES PLEASE

[03:32:16] LuciaInFurs : Why do I always come back to make-up sex..

[03:32:19] Broeckchen : Which was totally not my plan from the beginning - yay!

[03:32:29] Alice : twin peaks, ha

[03:32:32] Broeckchen : *jumps at alice and drags her out of the room*

[03:32:44] @ Zander : ...

[03:32:47] Alice : (;

[03:32:49] @ Zander : Sycamore trees...

[03:32:51] Sachael : fuck yea twin peaks

[03:32:58] Harlan Phoenix : Wenis.

[03:32:59] Broeckchen : Lucia: Because God loves you?

[03:33:01] Sachael : fuck yeah david lynch

[03:33:07] Broeckchen : Yes Harlan?

[03:33:19] @ Zander : Who watched the entirety of Twin Peaks?

[03:33:34] Sachael : I still need to watch season 2

[03:33:37] Alice : Twin Peaks is a restaurant with hot bikinied women serving stake

[03:33:45] @ Zander : lol no.

[03:33:51] Broeckchen : *LOL*

[03:33:51] Harlan Phoenix : You're good people, Wenis.

[03:34:03] Alice : *steak, even, sorry sleep

[03:34:06] Broeckchen : Now I imagined sitting in a restaurant eating a piece of wood.

[03:34:07] * LuciaInFurs is rewatching Twin Peaks with her boyfriend

[03:34:15] Broeckchen : ItÄs a restaurant for beavers. :3

[03:34:15] LuciaInFurs : Endless breast jokes..

[03:34:25] Broeckchen : Yes, Lucia?

[03:34:26] @ Zander : ...

[03:34:31] @ Zander : Fucking beavers.

[03:34:52] Broeckchen : Heh. You said beaver.

[03:34:59] Alice : but everyone loves beavers...