Diets and Other Superfluous Ordeals - Sneville
Pairing: Severus/Neville
Asylum: Neville100
Prompt: Honeydukes
Genre: Romance, fluff
Rating/Warnings: G/none
“I look fat next to you!”
”Potter looks corpulent next to me, and he is bony! You are merely… curvaceous.”
“So you say, but-”
“I’m having my nose reduced.”
That threw Neville. “What???”
“This beak of mine. It looks ridiculously huge next to your nose. Next to anyone’s, really.”
“Don’t say that! You’re perfect the way you are!”
“So you say.”
“That’s ‘cause I love you!”
”And I do not have the right to find you ‘perfect the way you are’?”
Raising one eyebrow, Severus lifted one of the Honeydukes pralines that had caused the argument to Neville’s smiling lips.
