Bakatsuki   von Jim
                              (Englische Version)
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                              Kisame Vs. Deidara
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~Title: At McDonalds~
~Category: Kisame VS. Deidara~
~Number: 001~

+The Akatsuki Members are standing in a row at McDonalds. Kisame is behind
Deidara.+
Deidara: One Fish Mac...
Kisame: Racistpig.


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~Title: Experiments
~Category: Kisame VS. Deidara~
~Number: 002~

+Kisame and Deidara are sitting on a table. Deidara is making some notes on her
writing pad. Kisame takes his Tea and drinks, but just in the moment he swallows
he explodes.
Deidara: Notice to myself: Disperse explosives in water is possible...


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~Title: Is it really lethal?~
~Category: Kisame VS. Deidara~
~Number: 003~

+Kisame and Deidara are sitting on a table, each of them has a cup of tee in
front of them. Deidara drinks of hers and in the same moment, Sasori comes angry
into the room.
Sasori: WHO the heck hast stolen my poisinous tailend?!
Kisame: Here. +Gives Sasori the tailend back.+ Just borrowed it.
Sasori: It's wet... what have you done with it?!
Kisame: Stired Deidara's tea with it...
Deidara: +snort+
Kisame: Hey, is that poison really lethal...?


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~Title: In the Kindergarden~
~Category: Kisame VS. Deidara~
~Number: 004~

+Back then in the Kindergarden. Deidara builds a figurine of Sand. Kisame comes
by the way and stomps it.+
Kisame: Muahahahahaha...
Deidara: Grmpf...

+The next day. Deidara builds again a figurine. This time it is even bigger as
the day before. Again Kisame comes and stomps it.+
Kisame: Muahahahahaha...
Deidara: Grrrrrrr~mpf!

+The next day. Deidara builds again a figurine. And again Kisame comes with the
will to stomp it, but just as his feet touched the figurine, it explodes.+
Deidara: Tehe...

+That was the day Deidara noticed her love for explosives...+


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~Title: How it was supposed to end~
~Category: Kisame VS. Deidara~
~Number: 005~
~Date: 10.11.2006~

+Deidara is sitting on the couch as Kisame passes by+
Kisame: What... Jaws?
Deidara. Yeah, great movie!
Kisame: Do you know the original ending?
Deidara: What original ending?

+Kisames bites Deidara's head off without hesitating a second+
Kisame: The one where the shark wins.


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~Title: Sayings~
~Category: Kisame VS. Deidara~
~Number: 006~
~Date: 20. Nov. 06~

Deidara: Damn! Who ate my cake?!
Kisame: BURP!
Deidara: Kisame you mean old dog!
Kisame: It begged me to eat him... I felt sorry.
Deidara: Bah! Bite me!
Itachi: BIG mistake...

[One minute later]
Tobi: Hey Deidara, where's your arm?
Deidara: Don't ask...

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